Let Live

Crystal. Mixed. Texas. Football. Powerlifting.
  • Cashier: *dies at register*
  • Customer: are you open
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you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

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life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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50 shades of pissed off

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*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

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